The blog's staying - Too much memories!!

Peruse until you get fired from your office job.

I'll be back .... xxxxxxx

And NEVER forget:

Jewels aka Jay Double-You Ell Ess aka Ju Ju aka J Dawg aka Jellybean aka JEW-LEE aka Jay aka Julie Adenuga aka iDoAlot

PHUCK YOU.

uh huh

So basically I watched Saw VI (Saw 6) yesterday and yeh.

I thought it was gonna be as swaggadelic as the last two.
BUT TGIOER GJEAKG

It's like I told the directors what I thought and they said - OK JULIE?!!? WE'RE ON DIS TING!!

You lot!

SAW VI IS SO AMAZING!?!?

I'm not even gonna spoil it for you because that would be super mean but I will say - WATCH THE FRIKIN FILM!

WATCH IT!!

WATCH IT NOW!!?!

HURRY UP AND WATCH IT!?

Oh my jinzzzzzzz!!!

***

Basically - I'm got SO MUCH work shift ... ima be a baiders by the end of school term.
LMAO

Nah but for real - the work shifts dem are a bit much


Been thinking about it since yesterday .... and I've decided me a go delete ma blog.
It's about time!!!

I'm not gonna give a farewell message because - YEH!!

Thank you all for reading for the last year and blah blah blah!!

BARE LOVE .... BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE LOVE!!!!!!!!

xxxxx

looooooooooool - this guy is SO phunny man!

I haven't heard someone shout ' YAY' like that in timmmmmmme!!

I LOVE CHIPMUNK

I wasn't going to blog this - but then I changed my mind.

The amount of hatred I've seen aimed towards this guy is unbelievable.


I think the Internet has tricked people.

It has given them the opportunity to voice their opinions - unfortunately it has also given them a HUGE platform to do it, so that thousands of people can see. E.G Forums, Twitter, Facebook, Blogs, Youtube etc, etc et-effing-cetera.

What it didn't do was tell people that, to put it nicely, not EVERYONE will care about what you have to say.

What it didn't teach was that, if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all.

What it failed to tell you was, just because in 2009 you have the ability to contact people you really shouldn't be able to, it doesn't mean you should speak to them.


***


I don't understand why negativity gets SO MUCH praise!

I don't understand why an 18 year old man has sold enough singles to reach NUMBER ONE in the United Kingdom and the ONLY thing certain people can think of are comments of hate and jealously.

How can SIMON COWELL have something nice to say and YOU LOT don't?

I don't care how you want to shape your opinion.

I don't care how you want to twist it so it sounds like you're given 'constructive' criticism.

You are all jealous.
You are all so jealous.

***

I hope that WHEN you become successful in something that you've worked hard in for God knows how many years - I HOPE that hundreds of people call you names, disrespect you and make jokes about any and everything you do.

Well done to the person who made up: 'Shit Diddy Shit' - by the way.
Congratulations - You've earned 50 stripes!! ..... Now go and pay off your mortgage with that and tell the story to your offspring as one of the highlights of your life!

So yeh!
To put it simply:

I LOVE CHIPMUNK!!

You lot act as if he walked into your home and slapped your Mum in her boat.

If you don't like Oopsy Daisy - It's probably because he didn't make it for you to listen to.

Why?

Because YOU brag and brag about supporting UK music and YOU fill up your social networking sites with: "Go and buy .... " & "Grime isn't dead" & "Remember where you came from"

BUT

YOU are the same person who has NEVER bought an album or CD of UK Music in their life.

YOU are the same person who will do anything to get guestlist to a UK music event so they don't have to pay.

YOU are the same person who will get into the venue and stand at the back trying SO HARD not to look like a fan

YOU turn your computer on and type about UK Music & UK Artists allllllllllllllll day.
Hoping that others will recognise you as being part of the 'in' crowd, forging a fake career in something you're not actually any good at, wanting so bad to be 'famous' but having no talent at all to get yourself there and creating this 'cool' persona by stringing together 140 characters of phunny-ness in a ploy to be respected for doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in your sad, shit life of non-achievement.

YOU DO NOT BUY MUSIC!

The bottom line is:

Just because the music you listen to was created in the country you live in - it doesn't mean you have a say in how it works.

Rant = Over.

***

On a 'lighter' note.
I watched 'UP' yesterday - Disney still make the best films and the cutest characters.
(You see what I did with the 'lighter' note thing ... sick init?)

Rinse FM - FM Radio Licence Petition

There isn't much to say really.
If you don't sign this - erase all your opinions on UK music because RINSE FM IS UK MUSIC!!

Click the logo and Support Support Support

I've been working this grave shift and I ain't made s**t!

The other day I left work early
I asked my manager if I could go home to celebrate a couple things because there weren't a lot of customers in the store
He said yes
I got home and ... well everything got canceled (to put it simply)

I was peeved
You know when you need money
But you ask to get sent home without pay
And not only do you NOT do anything
You end up spending MORE money than you would of, if you had just stayed at work....

So now
I was on the look out
To .... well .. MAKE MONEY?!
hahahahahahahha
From work - OBVIOUSLY
Not - you know ... "Hi, you wanna buy some wacky backy"
So yeh
On my way to the clocking in machine I saw that there was overtime available to help build the Christmas Shop in Area 3

PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME WHY IKEA PUTS UP THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOP IN OCTOBER .... but hey!!

The shifts were: 6pm - 2:45am AND 8pm - 4:45am

I was obvs tryna get the 6pm one.
I sent the lady - Nurcan - a memo and waited for her to get back to me.
I waited for like 5 days
Then I got a missed call from an unknown number ... "Who's calling me from an unknown numberrr - me no answer no unknown numberrrr. NA pi-kit-up if it's a private call - JEW LEE no answer no private call"

Anywho - about 3 seconds later, I got a voice message.
It was Nurcan1!
A WHOOOO HOOOOO!
She said I can have the 8pm - 4:45am shift - Dasapar.

The deePAR of it all was that I was working on that day already - 2pm - 6pm
So basically:


That's basically what was popping off.
The picture actually shows 5am .. BUT I ended up leaving there at 5:25 .. so - YEH!!

Now
Don't get me wrong
It seems like I'm moaning
But I'm NOT!
I actually LOVED IT!!

Ohhh my jinz!!
I would pick this again over Checkouts - ANYDAY?!?!
Don't tell my manager ... SHUSH!!

No stress of smiling at customers
No handling of money
No phoning departments for barcodes

Free pizza and sweets
Mininal fake convo
'Playing' with scissors and safety knives

It is SO NANG!!
And because I was born in 1988 (the generation of late night internet insomniacs) I WASN'T TIRED!!

At first I thought it was gonna be swag
Nurcan made me fold paper


I was thinking ... hmmmm - I may have to take a toilet break ............ AT HOME!

Then we started building stuff


And anyone that knows me
Knows I like to build stuff
Just call me Handy Andy-lina!
All I needed was a tool belt and Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen!
OH MY GOSH! DID I SPELL THAT RIGHT!? PLEASE SAY I DID!? I DIDN'T EVEN CHECK?!?!

YESSSSSSSS I DID?!?
I missed the 'hyphen' though - myPar

But yeh ....
Then we got to hammer stuff - this guy was going RED in the face so I took over


Can you say - ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!!
I'M NOT INCOURAGING IT - but if you ever want to relieve stress
Get a hammer
Buy a wardrobe from IKEA - the PAXXXXXXX one
And GO WILD!

After all the excitement and release
We went upstairs to BOX some dominos



What do you know about taking breaks at 10:50PM?
I didn't take a picture of the pizza because I ate it.

How come Dominos do coke but Pizza Hut does Pepsi?
What the hell is that about!?!?
LONG LIVE DOMINOS!!

After food
I went toilet
and the LIGHTS went out
THEY WENT OUT!!!

I RAN downstairs and


It was BEAUTIFUL?!?!
It was like a mystical night!
iLOVE IKEA at night time
It's SO much better than daytime.

Then as the shift drew to a close


It was all coming together and then .....

I got stuck with pricing - EVERYTHING!!


Which turned out to be amazing for my OCD issues.
ABSOLUTELY AMAZING?!!
It was so amazing
Nurcan told me I could go home ... and I stayed so I could finish.

These times I was GRINNING - BARE HAPPY?!
I remembered my Mum said I should be careful when riding at night/early morn
So I made sure all drivers could see me


and I was VERY warm.
Went outside and remembered that Venton had parked his silly bike in my space!?
YEH!?
WHAT?!
Cyclist's have parking spaces too you know!


I unlocked my bike and rode into the darkness:


Got home at


watched this:

MADNESSSS!!!

Went to bed and then got up the same day to go BACK to work at 6:30pm
I won't even tell you how many times I closed my eyes during that shift.

I got in from work 30 minutes ago...

I'll explain later.
I watched Junior & Giggs in Colchester ... MADNESS!
Chipmunk is Number 1 .... MADNESS
I start work in 12 hours and I'm gonna spend 9 of it sleeping ... MADNESS

I'll explain it all .. tomorro.... no no no that would be a lie.
Probs on Tuesday when I get a chance to recuperate.

Gentle Reminder:

Skepta - Lush | Gracious K - Migraine Skank | Chipmunk - Oopsy Daisy | JME - Over Me

are all OUT NOW and available to download from iTunes or buy physically

If you've got spare change - SPARE IT!

Or simply buy the tracks because you like them.

Goodnight SLASH morning.

How many 22 year old men do you know that iron their own clothes....

For that reason alone this must get a watch!

Some of you won't care about this but I don't give a ragz.
Love ya Lyj.

I - AM - DYING!!!

ACTUALLY DYING!!

I'm excited for you ...

I really really really am!


as Keri Hilson would say - BIG TINGS A GWARN!!

'Whose idea was it to give everyone in our family a name beginning with J'

As promised - Here is the interview with the man who is to blame for all of these shenanigans!
Enjoy!

My Dad is a BADMAN!!

I HAD MY FIRST DREAM ABOUT MARVELL!!

Double S, Shocka and I were on our way to their show.
We were in what looked like North Finchley by Nandos, Vue & Hollywood Bowl waiting for a bus.

We were late so we got on a bus to go a bit further down and then catch the next bus that would take us there.

When we got on the bus the bus we ACTUALLY wanted turned up behind us.

Then our bus driver started driving slow and we thought the other bus would catch up.

Anyway when we were about to get off - the bus driver drove passed the flippin' stop and we missed our bus

Magically - as dreams do - we ended up at the show
It was in like a theatre:

Please see:

^^I think this is why - Jason made Me and Jmes watch this yesterday and then Jmes put it on his twitter^^

Anyway we sat down and waited.
Some random stuff came on but I don't actually remember what it was - even though I woke up like 3 minutes ago.

Then the host called Vertex to the stage by himself and he started performing some random track that no-one had ever heard before.
The music was distorted as well!

Please see: any event you go to these days with their SWAG sound system (I'll rant about that later)

So yeh
After he finished performing he called Shocka and Double S to the stage and they sat in some big leather arm chairs that reclined.
I know
I didn't get it either!
Then Vertex shouted for me to sit on my own leather chair which magically appeared in the aisle.

Then we started watching some magic trick which we were all trying to work out how it was done.

Marvell were on the stage watching it on a projector for everyone in the audience to see and I was in the aisle looking at my own close up version of the trick.

Then Vertex said: Julie, Do you know how it's done?

And I picked it up (bare in mind the trick involves fire) and looked at it - I even took it a-part and then I shouted back ... "NO!"

The End.

Oh my gosh!?!?!?!
I've just clocked
Yesterday Jamie was reading out the replies to his Tweet and he said Double S commented.
Maybe that's why!
I didn't even think I was listening to him though - noPar Jamie - but you talk A LOT.
LOVE YOU
xx

Why? Why? Tell em' that it's human nature!

You ever write something and then think ... hmmmmm that looks NICE!
Well - I think this is a BUFFERS!
Init?

BUFFERS!!!!

Day Two in the J Adenuga House

The notice has now begun to bury itself underneath random things that have taken their place in the front - front room.


Jamie came home yesterday and saw it, he thought it might be his Credit Card that had been chewed up and swallowed by the cashpoint a couple days before - he contemplated collecting it ...but noticed the open hours of the particular office where the parcel was are as follows:

Mon - Fri: 7am - 12:30pm
Sat: 7am - 12pm

and he dashed it onto the bed.

Will this package ever be collected?
Will anyone be bothered to take the trip all the way to Station Road?
Will Jason admit that he talks so much rubbish?

Find out next week on:

'Whose idea was it to give everyone in our family a name beginning with J'

Don't miss it!
We have an exclusive interview with the Man who claims the 'J' names were his idea.